May 2013
79 posts
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
iwillfucknepeta:
pimpeta-slap:
mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:
pimpeta-slap:
Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
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chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
314eater:
naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower
run-youcleverboyand-remember:
If you ask Whovians what’s just happened..
isnerdy:
fishingboatproceeds:
onceuponanobsessedfan:
John Green is like the Den Mother of tumblr
Tuck your shirts in and stop flirting with each other, tumblr!
Just kidding.
Continue flirting.
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
palstagram:
hE’S LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD WHO DIDN’T GET HIS WAY AND HAS TO TRUDGE ALONGSIDE HIS DAD NOW BUT REFUSES TO WEAR HIS SHOES AS A SIGN OF REBELLION
skippractice:
maybe she’s barn with it
maybe it’s neighbelline
